Descrição: The new simp rule. did you hear about it??? yea, i just made it up recently. i’m hoping it catches on, it’s soooo fuckin mean, i love it. real simps are 100% simps… and the joke is, that you're actually incapable of getting a girlfriend. a nerd… a loser… a punching bag… and definitely a punchline! just think how much i’d laugh. and you do want me laughing at you, right simp? you’ve had enough of shallow orgasms, huh simp? trixie banks categories: financial domination, findom, humiliation, masturbation encouragement, latex leggings, boots, goddess worship. slave tasks, assignments, gooner, gooning, beta male training.